So close, yet so far. To us, living in the east of Scotland, that’s what the west feels like. Only an hour’s drive away, but akin to another world entirely. It even has a completely different climate.
But sometimes, when the call of The Whisky is strong, such alien climes must be braved. And so, boldly we went, on Saturday morning to Auchentoshan Whisky Distillery, just outside Glasgow.

Auchentoshan itself is a very pretty oasis in the vast bleakness that is the outskirts of Glasgow. Let’s just say that the approach to the distillery, along the Great Western Road, is not so great in some parts, with its tower blocks and taped off crime scenes complete with a line of police solemnly combing a field for clues. By the time we got to our destination, we needed a dram or two.
We settled for coffee and muffins instead. At least to start with, since we had a bit of a wait until the next tour. Regular tours are offered on the hour every hour, but special group bookings can be made for larger parties. Two such groups came in and were whisked away while we waited. We were offered the opportunity to be include in this whisking so as to not have to wait, but such large crowds just aren’t our thing on guided tours. When our turn came, our group comprised six people. Much better than sixty, yes? Yes.
At the moment, Auchentoshan’s production has been halted for the regular summer maintenance and holiday period that many distilleries subscribe to. Our guide apologised profusely for the empty mash tun, but to us this was an unexpected bonus. We’ve seen them full before, but never empty, and so found our view of the internal workings fascinating.

Also fascinating was seeing the still room at Auchentoshan. Three beautiful gleaming copper stills, given that this is the only triple distilled whisky in Scotland. And yes, we can vouch for the smoothness of the result, both of the 10-year-old that we tasted at the end of the tour and the 12-year-old that we bought to bring home for liberal tastings. The younger whisky, which is apparently being replaced by the slightly older version, really needed no water added to it at all, it was so light. An excellent beginner’s dram. The 12-year-old, however, is slightly heavier (relatively, that is – still nowhere near the strength of an Islay whisky!), and it benefits from the addition of a drop or two (literally) of water.

Unlike many distilleries who keep their warehouses completely under lock and key or store their whisky barrels off-site, Auchentoshan’s warehouse is partly open to the public, giving visitors a beautiful view of the rows and rows of barrels maturing quietly in the coolth. According to one of the Auchentoshan employees, plans are afoot to open the warehouse fully to the public, and they are waiting on customs to give them the go ahead in this regard. Hmmm, waiting on a government department? Might be a while.

In the meantime, you can distract yourself by wandering through Auchentoshan’s gorgeous grounds, admiring the magnificence of their flower beds and trying to coax a Heilan Coo or two to come over and say hello. Saturday 29 August may be a good time to try this – Auchentoshan is having a whisky festival, including events such as cooking and mixology demonstrations, and cooperage displays. Visit Auchentoshan’s website for more information and to book your tickets online.

If you can’t make it to the festival, but want to taste some Auchentoshan whisky anyway, you can buy a bottle here.
